By Spencer Norman

Just stumbled across this and it’s too cool not to share. For all of those times that you need placeholder text and want something different that the standard Lorem Ipsum typesetting verses. Someone (not me) has created a tool that generates random lines/paragraphs from the Jurassic Park screenplay for your typesetting use.

Excerpt:

Ned looks up and sees a man get out of a taxi – Lewis Dodson, fiftyish, wearing a large straw hat and looking almost too much like an American tourist. Dodson clutches as attach√© case close to him and scans the cafe furtively. Nedry laughs, shakes his head, and waves to him. “Dodgson!” Dodgson hurries over to the table. “You shouldn’t use my name.” “Dodgson, Dodgson! We got Dodgson here! See, nobody cares. Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?”

“Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler. Welcome to Jurassic Park.” They turn and look at the view again. It’s beautiful vista, reminiscent of an African plain. A whole herd of dinosaurs crosses the plain, maybe a hundred that we see in a quick glance alone. “Ellie, they’re absolutely – – they’re moving in herds. They do move in herds!” “We were right!” “How did you do it?! How did you do this?!”

You’re implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will… breed? Dr. Ian Malcolm: No, I’m, I’m simply saying that life, uh… finds a way.

We can make it if we run. No, we can’t. Why not? Because we are being hunted. Oh God. In the bushes straight ahead. It’s all right. Like hell it is!

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What do you think? How would you change it? What other movies do we need to Lorem Ipsumify? Check it out and let me know. – Jurassic Ipsum

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